Everyday Conversation

Dave: So, um...which toothbrush do you use?

Julie: huh?

Dave: Which toothbrush do you use? There are three here, but only two of us.

Julie: OH! Well, I use both depending on my mood. The green one has tougher bristles. And the blue one is more flexible. But mostly I use the green one cause it don't play. It's intense.

Dave:....riiiight... (eyebrows in mid air)

Julie: Should I blog about this?

Dave: Yeah you might want to do that.

Julie: Yeah, let me take a picture. You know what is funnier about this situation?

Dave: What?

Julie: There have been three toothbrushes since April...